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"I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone" -- Steve Wright
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
"God does not play dice with the universe" -- Albert Einstein
He who always finds fault in his friends, has faulty friends
I may be schitzophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other
It's not reality that's Important, but how you perceive things
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history
"I never think of the future, it comes soon enough" -- Albert Einstein
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Bug: Small living thing that small living boys throw on small living girls
How many weeks are there in a light year?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
"Out of my way! I'm a scientist!" -- War of the Worlds
2 + 2 = 5 for moderately large values of two
"Bad artists always admire each other work" -- Oscar Wilde
If at first you don't succeed, quit. Don't be a nut about success
"I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A mind is a terrible thing to taste
Manners are the noises you don't make when eating soup
Man's Law: No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew it would
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance
Only Robinsoe Crusoe could have had everything done by Friday
Cover me - I'm changing lanes (as heard in a California vehicle)
This Space for Rent.
I hate those little thing that float up on my cereal. Ikk
Love is an active verb.
Have a nice day.
This... was brought to you today by the letters T, H, I, S and the #0
" " " " " " """" " " " (random quotes)
Life is but a game, and we are all mere players. Checkmate.
It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Support Our Advertisers They help pay our phone bill.
Ghastly. It all is - absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.
If anything can go wrong it probably already has!
What is the difference... between a loser and a mint that has no hearing?
If all else fails, read the directions!
If it's too good to be true.. It usually isn't
You are you here -> <-
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
One who has knowledge of his own ignorance is a wise man.